: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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