he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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