I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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