i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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