Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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