I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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