I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Fuck appropriateness.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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