how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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