guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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