She went from zero to smokin in five shots
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'm too high and old for this...
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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