doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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