It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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