Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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