Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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