You can't motorboat a personality
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I didn't notice because vodka
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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