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(805): View more from California

peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?

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(480): View more from Arizona

how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?

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(917): View more from New York City

He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.

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(815): View more from Illinois

it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.

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(914): View more from New York

Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.

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(630): View more from Illinois

For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"

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(305): View more from Florida

Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."

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(905): View more from Ontario

He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him

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