There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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