that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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