You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
