Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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