i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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