Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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