just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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