I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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