Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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