Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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