Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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