honey bunches of taint.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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