Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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