It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
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