NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
