we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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