I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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