I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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