Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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