Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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