After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Your tits are I can't wait for
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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