Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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