i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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