Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
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