got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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