You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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