Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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