He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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