Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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