Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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