Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
How's work?
Spinning.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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