Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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