The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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