i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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